Trump awards self Medal of Honor for hypothetically saving everyone during school shooting
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump awarded himself the nation's highest award for bravery on Tuesday for hypothetically saving countless lives during a recent shooting at a South Florida high school, sources confirmed today.
The president acted with "remarkable courage" to theoretically subdue the shooter, according to his award citation for the Medal o…
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