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Vol. 15 · No. 116 · Tuesday, 29 September 2026

Air & Space

Space Force’s new uniform puts a little goose back in the step

White House says redesign projects discipline, strength and “absolutely no historical parallels”

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Trump tells worried nation we have nothing to fear except nuclear holocaust with North Korea

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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump reassured worried citizens across the United States today, saying in a televised address that we have nothing to fear but a nuclear holocaust with North Korea.

"There is a major, major chance of a conflict with North Korea," Trump said. "But don't worry. We have nothing to fear. Everything is going to be fine. Except for much of South Korea that will be wiped out by conventional artillery, a huge portion of Japan, and perhaps even some of the western United States."

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