Trump downplays impending arrival of Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.

WASHINGTON — The American people have been rocked by revelations that Galactus, god of oblivion, devourer of worlds, was detected today approaching our galaxy at a speed that can only be described as ludicrous.

After the news broke of the planet’s impending doom, White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany told reporters, “The President has been aware o…