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Terrorist leaders surrender after Trump bans transgender troops from serving in the military

Terrorist leaders surrender after Trump bans transgender troops from serving in the military

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Oct 05, 2022
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WASHINGTON — Terrorist leaders around the world began offering their unconditional surrender after President Donald Trump declared Wednesday that transgender people would no longer be "allowed or accepted" in the U.S. military.

"For the past 16 years we have kept the infidels at bay," said Taliban leader Mullah Yaqoub, from his jail cell in Kabul. "But n…

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