UNDERGROUND NAZI BASE?! 90% of neo-Nazis live in secretive 'mom's basement'

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Nearly 90 percent of the country's neo-Nazis and white supremacists are thought to live in a secret underground base they refer to as "mom's basement," sources confirmed today.

The secret Nazi base is where white supremacists go for ideological indoctrination and to hoard supplies of Hot Pockets and non-kosher pickles, officials sa…