[tps_header]Upworthy, the social news sharing website, is known for its interesting and engaging headlines, such as "You'll Wonder Why This Video Is Edited Weirdly. Keep Watching For The Reveal" or "One Guy Is Responsible For Producing Most Of Your Favorite Songs, And You've Never Even Heard Of Him."
However, many are unaware of Upworthy's failed military section, oft plagued with poorly-worded headline choices or links that just failed to gain traction. Duffel Blog staff obtained 9 of those headlines and is reproducing them here.[/tps_header]