US Army Introduces 'Revolutionary' New Woodland Camouflage Uniform To Replace ACU

FORT BELVOIR, VA - In a surprise move, the US Army’s Program Executive Office-Soldier has announced that it has selected a "revolutionary" new woodland camouflage pattern to replace the Army’s Universal Camouflage Pattern (UCP).

The UCP, introduced in 2004, was widely regarded as a colossal blunder, costing the taxpayer nearly $5 billion. Modeled after t…