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US contracts Liam Neeson for revenge against Taliban

He has a very particular set of skills.

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Sep 20, 2021
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By Bull Winkle

WASHINGTON, D.C. – To exact revenge on the Taliban, the Defense Department is turning to Hollywood’s deadliest stars.

Spokesperson Col. Dale Lewis said the DOD intends to hire Liam Neeson for counterterrorism missions, part of U.S. commitment to fighting threats in Afghanistan, evacuating American citizens, and warming hearts. “Mr. Neeson e…

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