US hides 5 visas for Afghan interpreters inside Wonka bars

The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

By Jordan Hemlock

KABUL, Afghanistan — Afghanistan is in chaos after the U.S. government announced that five Wonka bars throughout the country contain Special Immigration Visas for an interpreter and one lucky family member.

Interpreters are quitting their jobs, pulling their children out of school, and recruiting family members nationwide to help purchas…

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