US threatens to pull this war over if everyone doesn't stop asking for an Afghan strategy break

SOMEWHERE ON I-95 SOUTH — The United States has threatened to pull this war over immediately if everyone in the backseat won't quit asking to stop for an Afghanistan strategy break, sources confirmed today.

"I told you to create a cohesive inter-force strategy before we left. We're not stopping," the US said, while angrily glancing back in the rearview m…