Veteran Goes Crazy After Reading Another Goddamn Article On Veterans Going Crazy

WATERTOWN, N.Y. — Watertown police have arrested Michael Dumont, a former Fort Drum soldier, after he ran through city streets on an expletive-filled rampage.

"We've always been a little apprehensive about Mike," Samantha Winegrass, one of Dumont's coworkers, told reporters. "He seems friendly, but you know, he's a veteran."

Coworkers say that Dumont serv…