Weird Guy On Watch Talking About How He Can Freeze Time Again

Oct 05, 2022

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NORFOLK, Va. — Weirdo Seaman Jacob Parke is on watch talking about how he can freeze time again, sources report.

Parke is spending the entire 1200 – 1700 watch on the quarterdeck of USS Ramage (DDG-61) explaining how he can stop time, making the waves go backwards, and turn invisible when no one is looking.

“First he started explaining how he was one of t…

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