Wounded military working dog given service human
QUANTICO, Va. — After a heartbreaking injury during his latest deployment, heroic military working dog Sgt. Fluffy has been given a service lance corporal to help him through daily life.
Spokesmen for Headquarters Marine Corps told reporters that since Lance Cpl. Michael Johanssen was transitioning out of active service and was no longer needed, they were ecstatic to have the opportunity to hand him off to Fluffy. They believe his presence will help the former working dog cope with the stresses of civilian life and assuage his problems with post-traumatic stress disorder.
During his last deployment to Afghanistan, the war hero's primary troubles involved contact with IEDs, finding a suitable place to urinate, and smelling his peers' buttholes. Sgt. Fluffy had a similar experience.
At his End of Active Service ceremony, Marine Corps leaders took turns patting Johanssen's head and cooing, "Aww, who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? That's right, Sgt Fluffy is. You had better not forget it, s…
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