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Vol. 15 · No. 130 · Friday, 30 October 2026

Veterans

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The 10 best jobs for veterans during a zombie apocalypse

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In the event of a zombie apocalypse, three out of four veterans say what they are most concerned about is job security. While some industries are projected to take a hit, there will still be a high demand for military training.

These are the top 10 jobs for veterans during the end of the world.

10. Common Access Card maker You thought ID cards were going away just because the world ended? Survivors won't be able to access the compound until they get a new non-zombie CAC.

Pro: Relatively safe job. Con: You will still get complaints about wait times.

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