This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Navy replaces all sailors with Overpaid contractors to cut costs
Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus
NORFOLK, VA - Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus went on a tour of the USS San Antonio today to promote his new initiative to separate all enlisted sailors and replace them with civilian contractors.
"This is a great way to save the Navy money," Mabus said as he explained the reasoning behind the pending decision. "Every sailor costs the Navy roughly $300,000 a year, so we decided to give them all generous separation packages and rehire them as contractors at double their enlisted salary. It won’t cost a thing to recruit or train them."
Many observers noted that Mabus has ignored the fact that they were previously recruited and trained by the military.
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