FT LEONARD WOOD, MO — Military police were called last night to the home of U.S. Army Sgt. Daniel Maddox, after an altercation involving his wife Karen and a large man in a red suit.

Neighbors provided Duffel Blog with a description of the events as they heard them.

“Well, I’m sitting on my porch having a cigarette, and I hear such a clatter of screaming," begins neighbor Reevis Jenkins.

"Suddenly, I hear Danny [Maddox] yelling, ‘Oh fuck no, I didn’t go through four deployments to come home to this shit. You promised last time would be the last time. Well I can guaran-damn-tee you this shit won’t be happening again. And you stand the fuck still, fat man. You’re next.'”