Rush Limbaugh Calls Troops ‘Welfare Queens, Moochers’ Dick Scuttlebutt October 22, 2013 News 84 Comments Follow Duffel Blog: PALM BEACH, FL — From the upscale Palm Beach corporate headquarters of his Excellence in Broadcasting Network, right-wing radio host Rush Limbaugh unloaded on America’s men and women in uniform, insinuating their motives as less than pure. The comments came during Limbaugh’s second hour on Monday. A caller had voiced support for President Obama’s signature Affordable Health Care Act, the crowning achievement of Obama’s administration thus far and a piece of legislation that conferred health care coverage on 40 million of the nation’s poor and middle class. When the caller identified himself as a retired Army Master Sergeant, and compared the AFA to the military’s free medical care for all servicemembers and their families, Limbaugh cut him off and began the controversial response. “You see, Master Sergeant,” began Limbaugh, rubbing his hands together, “you have exposed yourself. I thank you for the call — and I thank you for your service, I really do — but you’ve exposed yourself. Of course you like the idea of the government putting a band-aid on every little boo-boo you get, wiping your nose for you, giving you free prescription Advil when you could buy it at the drug store like the taxpayer, so on and so forth. You like that idea because you’ve lived with that your whole life. You said you joined the Army at 18. My guess is that before that, before you enlisted, you were on welfare. When you joined, you were essentially on welfare, because whether or not you ever go to war, you get free medicine, free food, free place to sleep, even free clothes to wear to work every day. The taxpayer even gives you years-long paid vacations to exotic foreign lands. I’m not saying you’re not appreciative, but when you’re used to people giving you free ice cream for forty years, if you suddenly have to pay for your own ice cream, you’ll understandably be upset. “You’ll also probably think, well—” and here Limbaugh inclined the intonation of his voice to imitate that of a child, “Mr. Limbaugh, if only everyone could have fwee ice cream, Mr. Limbaugh, then the world would be all sunshine and unicorns and happiness. The only problem,” continued Limbaugh, returning to his normal voice, “is that ice cream, folks, like health care, is not free. It is a product, created by a producer. And you have just as much a right to getting it for free as you have to getting ice cream for free. That is, you do not have a right to it for free. And if you believe otherwise, you are not a defender of the nation. You’re a welfare queen — or more appropriately, a welfare grunt.” Mr. Limbaugh then launched into a tangent on what he called the “distressing trend” he’s noticed in younger servicemembers to be supporters of the President. “It used to be, back when I was of age to serve, back in the Vietnam era, that soldiers were stout, upright, conservative young men. They were Southern. They voted Republican. Their wives stayed home and had babies and knew their place. Cooked dinner, had a highball waiting when the husband got home, so forth. But nowadays we have a new generation of young military youth — low-information voters raised on liberal propaganda like Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers and PBS, what have you. Get their news from the drive-by media. They learned welfare, mooching, kumbaya and hand-holding from those sources. They learned mooching from an early age, folks. And even in uniform, still moochers. Can’t change a leopard’s….well, in this case, you can change a leopard’s spots, folks. But he’s still a leopard. Still a moocher. A little Obama jihadist, ready to march out and drone-attack American citizens in Yemen or Pakistan.” When reached for comment, Clear Channel Communications, which carries Limbaugh’s show on over 400 stations nationwide and dozens overseas, distanced itself from Limbaugh’s comments. “Clear Channel honors our servicemen and women and the great sacrifice they make every day to keep us free and safe. For that reason, we offer Rush Limbaugh’s show to them free of charge via Armed Forces Network in over thirty countries around the world. The views of one radio host, even one who accounts for over half of our ad revenue, do not in any way reflect the views of Clear Channel.” Short URL: http://duffelblog.com/jUbF7 Glen Hyde says: November 5, 2014 at 7:59 AM Limpboy has to be the biggest douchebag to ever hit the airwaves. What a waste of flesh and the air we all breath. And he’s a hero to conservatives. The dumbing down of America indeed! Habib Orlando says: October 5, 2014 at 5:44 PM Sickening Carl Knipp says: May 20, 2014 at 9:41 AM “VACATIONS IN EXOTIC COUNTRIES”? I Wouldn’t call getting rockets, mortars and bullets fired at you on a weekly basis a vacation. I wouldn’t be interested in a “vacation” where you had to worry about getting blown apart every time you drove down the road. Rush Windbag is more of a “welfare queen” than any soldier. Soldiers get paid, very little I might add, for protecting this country and going where the politicians tell them to go. Rush Windbag gets paid to run his mouth. What service does he provide to this country other than causing more division in our political parties? What have you done Rush Windbag, that makes you so special? You have done NOTHING. You are nothing more than a mouth piece for political fanatics. Unless you have served in the Armed Forces Rush Windbag, you have no right to criticize those that have served, are serving or will serve. Until you ruck up and put BOOTS ON GROUND keep your mouth shut Windbag. And before anyone tries to call me an Obama supporter let me say I voted against Obama and I believe Obama is the worst thing to ever happen to this country. People like Rush Windbag are no better. RicknKaren Sloan says: May 18, 2014 at 7:41 AM Congratulations, You have just made the list as the only thing on this planet that is more disgusting then the current squatter in the Non Caucasian house! You are a pathetic Piece of filth who couldn’t (And I am sure never could) Make a pimple on a Vets azz.. You need to get in line BEHIND the president , get on your knees and kiss EVERY Vets backside cuz they are the ones who have kept your family tree free the spew the sewage that cascades from your pie-hole every time it opens. It’s COWARDS like you and HANOI JANE who are the welfare queers and moochers who survive on the security our veterans provide in return giving NOTHING back to society. You’re only purpose in life is to be a photographic negative of the useless POS in the Oral office. Next time you want to talk shit about someone, make sure it isn’t someone you are too cowardly to replace, Love Mom Erik Burney says: May 16, 2014 at 7:33 PM Outfuckingstanding! Mr. Scuttlebutt, Sir. The butthurt flows deep and bloody on both sides on this one. The best part are the satire-truthers who continue even after being told it’s satire. Top 5 All-Time DB article worthy of printing and framing. Karen Jacobson says: January 3, 2014 at 2:54 AM Unfortunately (or not), this is believable. I expect Rush to do this rant for real some day. We are all freeloaders. Dana Seilhan says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Hey, it took me getting to the bottom of the article and the description of the writer to know this was satire, though I was a little confused because last I knew, Rush seemed to be pro-military. Now, however, if you see a bunch of liberals come over here and get angry about this, stop and think about that. Because more of us respect the military than a lot of you want to believe. We just prefer to not see the lives of our servicemembers wasted so that corporations can make extra profit. If anyone doesn’t need to be on the welfare tit, it’s Exxon. Naimad Ollebarac says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Dude, I get that your jaded and all, and yes, it fits the kind of smug, off-hand, back-handed style of Limbaugh from days when I used to listen to him…but here’s the thing that irks me…I’m out there, raising hell on people who have legitimately boned the dog and trying to make things right and fight the good fight, and when I see people playing the farce game and cutting a bit too real on something that is a real big issue, is a real big problem, and the story is actually BS, then it cheapens the efforts to combat the real problem, because idiots like Rush and others will hop on that false crap and make hay on it….I get that your frustrated, and yes, it was an amazingly believable story in many ways, but please stick to either obvious satire or true stories… Robert DeLalio says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Nothing but a big lie, he was talking to the low life sleaze bag free loading liberal on the other end of the phone who claimed to be retired from the army and since he already lied about himself just to get to speak with Rush in the first place how can any sane person place any credibility in anything else he says. To try to portray this lying left wing scum as representing the entire armed forces is reprehensible. I’m retired from the military and he doesn’t represent me. Matthew Kerlin says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Free!? Go suck a big one you stupid F*$*!!!! I outta beat you to a bloody pulp if you ever say free again!!!! You say that in front of me I F$*#ing dare this cunt. If he thinks what we get is free he should come up to fort wainwright alaska and I will give him a free boot up his ass. Scott Robinett says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM snapple ? Col Steve S says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM I’m so glad this is a false satirical story. Chris Peters says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Oye Vey. This is going to get ugly. Peter Joseph Desilva says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM once an asshole always an asshole. Jerry M. Ross says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Sadly this was pretty much crap. Not funny. Try again. Carolina Perez says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Rush is such a piece of crap. Why does he get any airtime? Honestly, what an oxygen thief. Howard Mc Fann says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Limbaugh is scum, and I wonder about the people who follow his dictates/ Travis Tobin says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Does anyone have a link for this? I want to watch the video. Don John Odekirk says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM I can’t understand why anyone would serve under obama as commander in chief. Get your asses home and defend this country ! Howard Lancaster says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Satire !! No-one listening to Rush Limbaugh’s show supports the ACA. They ain’t that smart. William Doerfler says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM I’m a Vet, and I collect NOTHING because of it from the Government or anyone else. Am I still a moocher? Valerie Lugara Scott says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Filthy scum. He makes me want to vomit, all over him. It’s distressing to read how he spoke to a service member. What a piece of crap. Greg Natsch says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Satire. Amazing, the nimrods that think this is real also think Tiffany dancing at Baby Dolls loves them and cant tell that her breasts are fake! Andrew Trautmann says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Oh man I knew this one would be a real doozy in the comment section. Collin Lewis says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM So one day the GOP love the military the next they hate them. Loyalty, so when the Islam terrorists come for your ass dont look to the US armed services to save you. Peter Joseph Desilva says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM I’ve got a niece in the Marines heading to Afghanistan this month for a year deployment. How many times has this asshole visited the troops overseas. I’m sure they would love to have him come there and explain his philosophy on millitary welfare queens. Anonymous says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM I knew it was satire as soon as I read this: “piece of legislation that conferred health care coverage on 40 million of the nation’s poor and middle class.” Comedy gold there. Steve Mills says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Hahahaha! I love how people are all pissy about the Limbaugh satire, but this is totally cool and not offensive at all! http://duffelblog.wpengine.com/2013/10/military-spouses-host-anti-stereotyping-meeting-base-strip-club/ Brandon Moler says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Are you fucking serious, Rush Limbaugh needs to go back to stuffing his face full of the bullshit he talks about. I love people who run their fucking mouth about the military, because they were too lazy to serve their country in the armed forces. He needs to realize the people he is talking about, are the ones fighting to protect his freedom to run his fucking cock holster. ‘Merica!!!! Bill Hilton says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Monday? As in the day before this post? Yeah, right. Rush said a lot on Monday, Oct. 21. HE HAD A GUEST HOST THAT DAY! Mark Steyn was guest hosting on Monday! The only time you heard Rush’s voice was during pre-recorded commercials. But don’t let facts like that get in the way. http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2013/10/21/ Michael Thal says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Maybe it’s just me. But I think good satirical writing should not only be humorous but should also contain some lines that are so far over the top the reader (perhaps all readers) are aware that it’s tongue in cheek. Otherwise it goes viral as representing the truth. I would argue that in this case no one wins. Taff Hughes says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM I know this is a piss-take, but hasn’t that lard-arse come out with something as crass as this for real? http://armyofdude.blogspot.co.uk/2007/09/real-deal.html Merl Allen says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM hahahaha. As an Army brat and Navy vet I’ve been getting free health care for my entire life. Ray Cody says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM It’s a fake article everyone. Rush had a guest host on the day these comments were supposedly said. If this article were true, it would be the top story everywhere you look. Rob Slater says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM The only people who hate Rush or make sweeping generalizations about him don’t listen to his show. They get him in small soundbites and regurgitate old news. At least the author did writing this one because the tone is spot on, but the story is not plausible or funny. Joe Slattery says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Brb, grabbing a bowl of popcorn so I can enjoy this show… Scott Boyle says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM From the About tab above: “We are in no way, shape, or form, a real news outlet. Everything on this website is satirical and the content of this site is a parody of a news organization. No composition should be regarded as truthful, and no reference of an individual, company, or military unit seeks to inflict malice or emotional harm. All characters, groups, and military units appearing in these works are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual military units and companies is purely coincidental.” Y’all are a bunch of idiots. Harold Hanley says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Yes, well this was some tender ground to tread on. But no one respects our troops more than Rush does, I’m quite certain. But if you read this conversation over, it sounds as though someone who CLAIMED to be a serviceman(maybe he was) was the one who tried to equate military life as a form of welfare. He might very well been one of those guys who joined up for the wrong reasons. Rush did use the word “enlisted” to describe this man. Then he zeroed in on this lackey…..as if to say, “It’s guys like YOU who not only destroy society in general, but also our military.” He goes on to say: “You said you joined the Army at 18. My guess is that before that, before you enlisted, you were on welfare. When you joined, you were essentially on welfare, because whether or not you ever go to war, you get free medicine, free food, free place to sleep, even free clothes to wear to work every day.” Draftees and enlistees both had their share of assholes as I’m sure you recall. Can we just say for now that Rush was just separating the men from the boys in this particular exchange? How dare this nincompoop compare our troops to welfare kings and queens! Rush was addressing him only, and not our loyal troops by any means. This is the way this man/soldier sized up our military. The type who walks the line so he can stay in his own military “welfare heaven” as he prefers it to be for his own purposes. Rush also said “You have been exposed”, as he most assuredly was, when he opened his big sewer of a mouth! This line of conversation can be misread and amplified for certain purposes. Happens constantly. The type we all see here is another misguided scumbag in uniform. We have also seen the rise of Chicago and big city street gangs in our military. We might not know that ourselves. But the ones who are there now sure know it. Same as the ones who went to Vietnam knew what was what in Vietnam. If you weren’t there, you just don’t know what they who were there know and won’t forget. I intend to send this letter to that source who published this story; that duffelbag group, or whoever, and ask them to take another look at Rush’s comments. And maybe they will see that what Clear Channel means is that they don’t subscribe to this or maybe any OTHER of Rush’s comments, or that of any other radio personality they sponsor. If they do, then they might see Rush’s comments from that of an insider who is always in defense of our military, our way of life, and the American dream all rolled into one. There is no one who can say the opposite if they truly listen to the show. One thing I will say is there are those who may not like certain things about Rush Limbaugh’s certain style. But hardly anyone can disprove the information coming out of this and any other show like it. If they could, Rush couldn’t have lasted as long as he has. Rush also happens to be a showman. And no liberal radio host has been able trump the ratings of shows like Rush’s. There are few of them even out there, if you want to know the truth. AM 820 doesn’t hold a candle to a station like WLS. But that’s where you have to go for “Progressive Talk Radio” in our broadcast area. Read more: http://duffelblog.wpengine.com/2013/10/rush-limbaugh-calls-troops-welfare-queens-moochers/#ixzz2ihrO556U D James Culbreth says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM At Aantres.com there were a bunch of liberal members fooled by this post. I’ve been thinking about the Limbaugh hoax topic. You know, the one where this past Monday he supposedly called people in the military moochers. The initial posts were so compelling that I thought maybe Rush was losing it. But then I thought… he wasn’t there on Monday. So I went to this blog. And read. And it sounded awful. I was perplexed. Was Rush actually losing his mind? I mean, many of our highly respected liberals were totally on board with denouncing Rush for saying these things. Not all, and not even the most liberal among our members, but enough to make it concerning, because I like Rush. I listen to his show when I can and though I don’t agree with everything he says, I like him. And he never disses the military. Never. So I read the entire blog entry and at the end there are little adverts for other articles on the duffelblog. Well, once I read another entry, I realized it was a satire site and had totally fooled many of our members. How is that possible? Our liberal members are all pretty smart. I respect them. In fact, on few issues, they have actually caused me to question my position on some issues and I eventually changed my thinking on several issues. So how could well meaning, patriotic and intelligent liberals here fall so easily and so hard for a satire? well, it has to be because they wanted to believe what the satire was saying was true so badly they accepted it without question. The very people who are the children of those who started the “Question Everything” movement that is a mainstay of liberals’ beloved concept of progressive politics no longer were willing to even lift a finger to mouse-click to check other articles on the blog. These people have been brainwashed. Even our beloved Aantares creator and administrator fell hook, line, sinker and priming cap. Primed for blind following of totalitarian control. This is how the German people were able to be convinced Jews were bad. In the breast of many on the left, beat hearts of tyrants. Virtual beasts in vitro. And now… you can’t hide them anymore. David Morris says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM flush Rush Dusty Larson says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM I know it’s satire, but for all of the haters out there claiming the military is some easy street path in life where everything is taken care of for you, I think the vast majority of military members would be staying in beyond one or two enlistments. Protip: they’re not. Charles Hilton says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM That this post is so easily mistaken for truth speaks to the absurdity of the man it lampoons. Brian Olson says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM My Dad and brother are veterans and from the north. Limpbaugh is frigging nuts and the fact he makes so much money being a d-bag liar speaks volumes about the media and America. Vic Williams says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM I listened to this conversation, it did not go as the writer portrayed it. Rush donate part of his tea profits to the US Marines. He right about the younger generation, they joined caused they couldn’t get a job not for patriotism or anything like that. They don’t vote cause you can’t register on Playstation and Xbox, but if they did, they vote for liberals or Santa Claus every time. They hate deploying to Afganistan (who wouldn’t’), now O has extend our stay there to 2024. Juan Rodriguez says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Rush + Tea Party=KKK!!! Barry Hardin says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Why is this PIECE OF SHIT still alive? Andrew Eames says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Hey! Only WE can point out how much we enjoy getting free stuff from Uncle Sugar! You take that back, Rush! lol Stephen Johnson says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM rush needs to be SILENCED eternally!!!!! Paul E Backs says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM I didn’t see the part where Hagel concurs and vows to end military welfare through continuous funding cutbacks. Oh wait, that is reality and this not… S/F Wayne Stevens says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM I am a Vietnam Era veteran and I feel that this is a slap in the face to all who have served and are serving, satire or not. Daniel Glasson says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM More idiotic comments from this brain dead blow hard Jennifer Peck Nethery says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Foreign Policy reporting this as fact: http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2013/10/22/obama_s_drone_problem_still_92k_vets_hired_saudi_spy_chief_steps_away_from_the_u Betty Eyer says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM As someone who lived through the Vietnam era and knew servicemen in that war, I was highly amused by the fantasy that Limbaugh had about them. Lots of servicemen were radicalized by fighting in Nam. Many got on drugs in Nam. Many of those families started then with the wife who “knew her place” have long ago dissolved in divorce. Must be nice to live in the conservative bubble so that you can remember a time that never really existed. R Erik EZ Peterson says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM When reached for comment, Clear Channel Communications, which carries Limbaugh’s show on over 400 stations nationwide and dozens overseas, distanced itself from Limbaugh’s comments. “Good afternoon, Mr. Limberger. If you decide to make these statements and you or any of your team are caught in the act, the network will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This message will self-destruct in 10 seconds.” – EZ Pamela Shaffer says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Instead of giving the troops FREE of charge broadcast…do us veteran’s a truly honorable favor & F I R E him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am highly INSULTED by this station & Limbaugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You will like a fool when you may have to have a veteran come to your aid someday…unlike you, the veteran would through you under the bus even though no one would blame him it he did!!!!!!!!!!! Mckinney Blackwell Steven says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM What military branch did Rush Limbaugh serve………..That one would be “none” he has a huge cyst on his a$$. Republicans * Dick Cheney: did not serve. Several deferments, the last by marriage. * Dennis Hastert: did not serve. * Tom Delay: did not serve. * Roy Blunt: did not serve. * Bill Frist: did not serve. * Mitch McConnell: did not serve. * Rick Santorum: did not serve. * Trent Lott: did not serve. * John Ashcroft: did not serve. Seven deferments to teach business. * Jeb Bush: did not serve. * Karl Rove: did not serve. * Saxby Chambliss: did not serve. “Bad knee.” * Paul Wolfowitz: did not serve. * Vin Weber: did not serve. * Richard Perle: did not serve. * Douglas Feith: did not serve. * Eliot Abrams: did not serve. * Richard Shelby: did not serve. * Jon! Kyl: did not serve. * Tim Hutchison: did not serve. * Christopher Cox: did not serve. * Newt Gingrich: did not serve. * Don Rumsfeld: served in Navy (1954-57) as flight instructor. * George W. Bush: failed to complete his six-year National Guard; got assigned to Alabama so he could campaign for family friend running for U.S.Senate; failed to show up for required medical exam, disappeared from duty. * Ronald Reagan: due to poor eyesight, served in a non-combat role making movies. * B-1 Bob Dornan: Consciously enlisted after fighting was over in Korea. * Phil Gramm: did not serve. * Dana Rohrabacher: did not serve. * John M. McHugh: did not serve. * JC Watts: did not serve. * Jack Kemp: did not serve. “Knee problem,” although continued in NFL for 8 years. * Dan Quayle: Journalism unit of the Indiana National Guard. * Rudy Giuliani: did not serve. * George Pataki: did not serve. * Spencer Abraham: did not serve. * John Engler: did not serve. * Lindsey Graham: National Guard lawyer. * Arnold Schwarzenegger: AWOL from Austrian army base. Pundits & Preachers * Sean Hannity: did not serve. * Rush Limbaugh: did not serve (4-F with a ‘pilonidal cyst.’) * Bill O’Reilly: did not serve. * Michael Savage: did not serve. * George Will: did not serve. * Chris Matthews: did not serve. * Paul Gigot: did not serve. * Bill Bennett: did not serve. * Pat Buchanan: did not serve. * John Wayne: did not serve. * Bill Kristol: did not serve. * Kenneth Starr: did not serve. * Antonin Scalia: did not serve. * Clarence Thomas: did not serve. * Ralph Reed: did not serve. * Michael Medved: did not serve. chew on that.. The point being that the pro war talking heads and govt officals calling for more war are the ones that have never set foot on a battle field. Daniel Wafford says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM How dare a satirical website spark actual debate. I think the people who are pointing out to others that the website is satirical in nature are the ones who don’t get it. Perry McDowell says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Rush is just jealous that the guys who lost limbs got more Oxycodone than he did. “And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up,” Mr. Limbaugh declared on his radio show on October 5th, 1995.*** He concluded the point by noting: “What this says to me is that too many whites are getting away with drug use. Too many whites are getting away with drug sales. Too many whites are getting away with trafficking in this stuff. The answer to this disparity is not to start letting people out of jail because we’re not putting others in jail who are breaking the law. The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them and send them up the river, too.” http://www.bradleyreport.net/commentary/StonedRush.htm Frederick E. Reeves says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM This fat hot air bag ex oxycontin junkie shirker has the audacity to give soldiers who have been required to go on multiple deployments is calling them freeloaders. The fatass ditto head is the only freeloader I see talking his shit, thinking it great the government was taken down by airheads like himself….I hope he chokes on the next stogie he stuffs into his fat face….just saying! Rafi Metz says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM To have made this sound so exactly like Limbaugh, Scuttlebutt must have been A) in the military, and B) listened to a lot of Rush. Of course it’s a joke, but “we know that’s what he really thinks.” (That’s one of El Rushbo’s tactics: make an outrageous assumption about what someone “really thinks” and then say he’s just a harmless little fluffball kidding around.) Well done, keep up the great work! Patrick Thompson says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Can everyone stop listening to that self-centered, self-righteous hypocritical jackass now? He has exposed HIMSELF for what he truly is, and I hope people FINALLY see that. Bj Barrow says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM What did your parents do to you? You are so vial we the people are preparing to remove people such as yourself from the mike your antiquated mentality is no longer useful in this ever changing society , so why not quit while your ahead instead of waiting till your dead and will not be missed! Hans Schmidt says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Wonder what he would call the servicemen that died for their country…sure Rush, the did it for the FREE coffins and funerals. It my pleasure to note that I thought Rush Limbaugh sucked from the moment I first heard of him. Chris Curley says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM This is great?Only a self deluded jellyfish would think a meglamaniac like Limbaugh was great.Rush is nothing short of a drug addled pompous ass,spewing anything that comes to his opiate ravaged mind.He’s like a fat,sophmoric little Hitler,without the intellect,with thousands of hate filled miscreants howling at his ridiculous assertions and Limbaugh is not being purposely satirical,He is a demagougue,in love with his own voice..Claiming it is satire is bullshit.He has all the classic signs of opiate induced self aggrandizement,coupled with feelings of superiority linked to the morons,his dittoheads,who hang on his every word and protect the worthless pile of excrement ,that Limbaugh so clearly is. Laurie Zanardelli says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Someone should explain to Dr. Oxycontin that american military personnel do pay federal income tax. And 54 cents of every tax dollar goes to paying the bills of the US military, including the “Free Healthcare” that they receive! As far as free healthcare goes, if we were to compare what someone in the military does for this country, compared to what you do on a daily basis, I would have no problem with them getting free healthcare and you paying a good size chunk of your $23 million a year for your pain killers and hearing aid implants! Gary McPherson says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM RUSH has just lost me as a listener.Hard to believe he said this. Joe Schmalzel says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Sounds nothing like Rush at all. Spencer Dawson says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Grabs a seat. I didn’t read the article. I’m just hear to watch the comments from idiots who don’t know what satire is. David Rosner says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM I know this is satire… however, the best satire always contains a grain of truth… I am a Navy Vet, and on Veterans day 2010, I had a TeaBag tell me that I was “lying about my military service, because Liberals are too cowardly to serve”… Larry Baxley says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM rush is a draft dodger during the war what a pig and a drug user “pain pills ” what a suck ass Lawrence Mintz says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Rush Limbaugh is an anal retentive fat drug addicted viral mutant wart hog who loves wallowing in his one excrement. May he be cursed with bleeding hemorrhoids that he can never get relief from!!!! Michael Hasbun says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM THis MIGHT be satire…. not sure…. it sounds like him… Andrew Lavalley says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM This is satire you idiots… It’s really people like Bill Mayer on hbo who talk like this Carl Beutler says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM This is great. Limbaugh’s style is dead on, I can imagine him losing it like that, and being in the Army is like getting so much government cheese. James W. Carter says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Rush nailed it this time. The military are a bunch of socialized robots, matching in lock step to their commanders orders, living off the tax paying private sector, living in their little communes, doing nothing but destroying government and private property and life. It’s time somebody spoke up. And nobody knows better than Rush what it’s really like to be in the military. Karen Pointer says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM Satire or not he is a Vietnam draft dodging crybaby because he couldn’t handle the pain of the pilondial cyst on his ass. Either way I cant stand the guy. Juan R. Ulloa says: December 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM This is typical Limbaugh rambling assumptions and innuendos. This is the person conservatives listen and look up to. An individual who is a college dropout, drug addict and divorced three times, and probably more to come. I guess this is the new conservative American values, He was after all touted by President Reagan as championing Republican and conservative principles. Rush Limbaugh makes 50 million dollars annually, while contributing nothing of value to society. I wonder what has he done for his country. He probably only went to college to avoid the draft during the Vietnam war and had to drop out because he flunked all his courses. I wonder if he realizes that we who serve our country whether for economic or for patriotic reasons, pay taxes, endure low pay, great hardship and some even pay the ultimate sacrifice by dying for their country. I probably pay more percentage of my government retirement income in taxes than Limbaugh does. I am sure Mr. Limbaugh will say that he is paying what the law allows, but he is not clamoring to have the law change so he could pay a more equitable share of America’s needs. It is shameful and an insult for Mr Limbaugh to make disparaging remarks at soldiers who receive the benefits of their sacrifices. Why is it that he does not realized that if it wasn’t for the sacrifices of these service men and women, he would not be as free espousing venomous garbage. He makes a living ( a killing, 50 million dollars), making disparaging remarks about others he perceives as liberal, with the support of mostly poor and ignorant listeners espousing venom which actually just re-enforces what they already belief. It is sad that many Americans, who consider themselves christian and are concerned about family values, support this type of radio show. I guess they need someone to reinforce their epistemic arrogance. By listening to his radio show, they are supporting big corporations to sponsor a one man radio show which pays 50 million dollars annually to spread garbage instead of hiring those Americans looking for a decent job to support a family. Money paid to Mr. Limbaugh radio show adds no value to the economy, in fact it is probably draining the economy. Mr. Limbaugh, these retired service members have done a lot more sacrifices for America than you’ll ever hope or willing to do. You are the leech! Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!