I’ll Back Out Of My Parking Space As Slow As I Goddamn Please

By Delbert Gantsy III, a Korean War Veteran

Now listen up, you bunch of shit-flinging monkeys. I am tired of hearing caterwauling about how slowly I back out of my space at the Post Exchange. I’m not about to claim that it isn’t true. What I am saying is this: I earned the right to back out in the manner and speed of my choosing, and to do so without hea…