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It's New Years Day, and as is the custom, we're probably still drunk and hungover. But we still found it important to look back on 2013 to see the stories that gripped the American military. These were the most popular Duffel Blog stories of the year (some were published last year, but we went by the most-read):

Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

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