Captain Being Photographed Unaware It’ll Be On Cover Of Navy Times When He’s Fired Next Month Paul January 22, 2014 Navy 14 Comments NORFOLK, VA — A U.S. Navy captain sitting down for his official photograph to be used on the command wall of the USS San Antonio (LPD-17) as well as his online biography is unaware it will also be used in hundreds of news stories when he’s fired for misconduct in the next couple of months, sources confirmed today. Sources told Duffel Blog that Capt. Bob Seka, a career navy man who recently assumed command of the San Antonio, is utterly oblivious that his choice of whether to remain stoic or don a smile will be crucial to the perception of millions in the news-consuming audience that will be judging him when his career is completely ruined. According to Navy investigators speaking on condition of anonymity, Seka will likely be relieved of command after possibly deciding to shoot a sexually explicit motivational video for his crew, being caught in a bribery scandal, or maybe even failing a physical fitness test. “Alright sir, that looks really good,” said Mass Communications Specialist 3rd Class Philip Hernandez before photographing Seka. “Ok. Now give me your best ‘cover of Navy Times’ look.” At press time, Seka was busy both finishing up some tweaks to the speech he’ll give upon assuming command of the San Antonio, as well as working on the rough draft of the letter he’ll submit to resign his commission. Ssj Indy says: April 16, 2014 at 2:39 AM Wow, that photo sent me into the Uncanny Valley. Josh Noble says: February 26, 2014 at 12:09 AM MC3 Hernandez is a terrible photographer anyway. Joe Bunda says: February 26, 2014 at 12:09 AM I remember Seka… Steve Wilson says: February 26, 2014 at 12:09 AM Just based on the smile alone, I’m guessing the charge will be Pederasty. The Navy Times has spell check, right? Mark Glover says: February 26, 2014 at 12:09 AM The face looks like Gen Keith Alexander, DIRNSA, photoshopped onto some Navy guys photo. Amirite? David R. Schoultz says: February 26, 2014 at 12:09 AM WIth Norfolk, its allways something. Col Steve S says: February 26, 2014 at 12:09 AM Stalin would be proud of BHO’s purges.