THE MALL — Memorial Day doesn't just mean the start of summer. It’s also a chance to cash in on the sacrifices in blood made by your loved ones!
Now through Tuesday, come on down to your local consumer emporium, and get blown away by an improvised explosive SAVINGS device!
If you come in with a death certificate for a child in the armed forces, you can save up to 60% off the latest electronics, including smart phones, tablets, and phablets. Don't worry! Our low prices won't maim your pocketbook!
If you served in the military, we also want to help you. All grills are 15% off with a valid military ID card. Show your purple heart or other commendation to receive an additional 10% off! (Sorry, offer not valid for bronze stars.)
