NEW YORK, N.Y. — From Alex Jones to your Uncle Earl who is currently browsing the forums at Stormfront, conspiracy theorists around the world have expressed fear that the inability of the U.S. to confront ISIS could lead to the Jews pulling off another 9/11 attack, Duffel Blog has learned.
As is obvious to people who aren’t just idiot sheeple, the threat of Mossad agents remotely detonating explosives in skyscrapers in downtown Manhattan and at the Pentagon grows as militants of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) become more dangerous each day.
“ISIS was constructed by agents of the CIA, Mossad, and MI-6 to conduct false flag operations,” said a man who would only give his first name of Ian, due to fears of possible government retaliation against the 32-year-old white male residing at 1322 River Rd. in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Indeed, sources in the comments section of a Foreign Policy article about the Scottish independence referendum confirmed the 9/11 attack was perpetrated by Israel, lizard creatures, President Bush and Vice President Cheney, or maybe it didn’t even happen and this entire world is just a dream-like state where we’re controlled by machines sent here from aliens living on the planet Venus.
Since it’s abundantly clear that not only is ISIS a creation of and is controlled by the U.S. government, which was created by and is controlled by Israel, it only stands to reason that the Jews will conduct another large-scale attack against the U.S. government which is under its control.
“This is the new world order. Just look at what’s going on in Africa right now with Ebola,” said Alex Jones, a radio host who often rails against government conspiracies and logic. “That is textbook Mossad right there. They created the disease there to kill off people so they could take over the diamond trade.”
At press time, numerous conspiracy theorists had pointed out that a large group of entrepreneurs, investors, government officials, bankers, and political leaders had met to discuss economic policy, intergovernmental cooperation, and how best to take over and enslave the world in order to sap and impurify the bodily fluids of the entire human race.