Obama Deploys 3,000 Troops To Catch Ebola

WASHINGTON D.C. — Amid criticism over his handling of crises in Syria and Ukraine, President Obama has ordered 3,000 U.S. soldiers to catch Ebola in west Africa, Duffel Blog has learned.

“Once on the ground, our brave men and women will establish forward camps and combat outposts throughout the countryside," the president told reporters during a press co…