I Am A Reflective Belt Of The United States Of America

I am a reflective belt of the United States of America.

My name is "that fucking bullshit PT belt I gotta wear."

I encircle the mighty American soldier.

I stand watch in every conflict zone and protect my wearer.

Look down across your chest and see me.

I stand for safety, but more for hate and discontent.

I am yellow.

I am reflective.

I am proud.

I bow to no one!