This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.
Situation Report
Opinion: Thanks for all the vengeance
The following is an opinion article written by Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Prophet of God and Apostle of Islam (Peace be upon him).
In the name of God the Beneficent, the Merciful,
I have a message to my brothers of the faith who shot up the French satirical newspaper in my name: Great job!
More than anyone else, you clearly understand the message revealed to me by God in the Holy Quran about the need for indiscriminate murder: the prayers, the fasting, the pilgrimage, the alms, and the slaughter. You guys nailed it!
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