This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.
Situation Report
Brian Williams enlists to prove you were all wrong about him
SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Brian Williams’ suspension from Nightly News came about to allow the 55-year-old journalist time to enlist in the U.S. Marines, according to a new report from NBC News.
Williams could not be reached for comment, declining to say anything except that he can't wait until “people see [him] as a bad-ass again.”
“This is great for the network,” NBC News President Deborah Turness told Duffel Blog. “With Williams’ penchant for exaggeration, a real-life combat experience will yield taller tales and higher ratings than ever before.”
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Opinion: How I learned to stop worrying and love my low testosterone
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West Point removes ‘honor’ from ‘duty, honor, country’ ethos
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Troops receive citizenship upgrade, spouses still eligible for deportation
Red Friday
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