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An open letter from Iran to Sen. Tom Cotton

By Dark Laughter
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The following is an open letter from the Islamic Republic of Iran to the United States Senate.

Dear Mr. Tom Cotton, et al,

We received your letter from March 5. Our English is not the best, but we believe we understand your main points. Thank you for your interest in joining the Revolutionary Guard. We know you appreciate the many exciting opportunities the Guard provides to fight the Zionist-Crusader alliance while awaiting the coming of the blessed Mahdi, while also earning you money for college.

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