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For sale: AGM-114K Hellfire missile, slightly damaged. Asking $1000 OBO. Location: Fort Drum, NY

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1539

The following is an advertisement in the "For Sale" section of watertown.craigslist.com.

Hi, we found this laser-guided anti-tank missile on our farm in Carthage, NY the other day. Seems to be in good working condition, save for some minor paint damage. It would look really great whether it's hanging from an Apache helicopter, or even as a going away present for a company commander.

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