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Tomb guard wishes asshole photographer would go away so he could get out of this damn storm

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Tomb guard wishes asshole photographer would go away so he could get out of this damn storm

ARLINGTON CEMETERY — A soldier standing guard at the Tomb of the Unknowns really wishes that asshole taking photos of him as snow and wind pummel his face would go the fuck away so he could get back inside, sources confirmed today.

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