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Tomb guard wishes asshole photographer would go away so he could get out of this damn storm

By Duffel Blog Staff · Army Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1538

ARLINGTON CEMETERY — A soldier standing guard at the Tomb of the Unknowns really wishes that asshole taking photos of him as snow and wind pummel his face would go the fuck away so he could get back inside, sources confirmed today.

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