Shock Poll: Over 68% of Terrorists Don't Believe Obama Is Muslim
AL-RAQQAH, SYRIA – In a shocking poll recently conducted among terrorist groups around the world, more than 68% of their members don't believe U.S. President Barack Obama is actually a practicing Muslim.
The poll was run by Mujahideen for Public Policy (MPP), a non-profit group in the Islamic State which regularly conducts terrorist public opinion polls, such as the best way to kill homosexuals or how many slave girls is too many.
Mohammed al-Khabass, a senior researcher at MPP, explained the results to Duffel Blog.
"Among the terrorists we polled, over 92 percent of them said they heard regular associations of Obama with the Islamic faith, such as from InfoWars, Fox News, and leading Republican presidential candidates," al-Khabass said. "However many also said that for someone who's supposed to be helping out the global jihad he launches a surprisingly large number of drone strikes on us."
While the poll was conducted earlier this month, shortly after Obama made the first visit of his pr…
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