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Vol. 15 · No. 115 · Sunday, 27 September 2026

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Military leaders debate who gets to masturbate first in sniper arch

Services clash over historic privilege of being first to defile nation’s newest military monument

Mitch McConnell returns from extended drill weekend

Trump considers replacing Hegseth with rock or something

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Inventor creates 'rock or something' to lean your MRE on

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ATLANTA — What started out as just an idea for one Georgia man is now a product on sale at large military bases across the country, and is even being considered for purchase by many US allies. Joe Paine invented “Or Something” to help military members prepare their MREs after hearing complaints from his son, a Marine who spent more than a year in Iraq.

“I called my dad after a field exercise,” said Pfc. Gary Paine. “I read the directions and couldn’t understand what the hell an 'or something' was.”

The elder Paine says, “My son told me about his fellow Marines having to hold their MREs while they cooked. That is no way to treat the defenders of freedom in this great country.”

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