Gen. Mattis 'no ballsed' into running for president
WASHINGTON — Retired Marine Gen. James Mattis was forced to announce his candidacy for president after repeated rumors of his possibly entering the race were met with comments of “No Balls” throughout social media platforms and online forums this week, sources confirmed.
Mattis, the former commander of Central Command, admits he grew complacent in his re…
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