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Vol. 15 · No. 115 · Friday, 25 September 2026

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Marine commandant says those sharing nude photos have no balls

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WASHINGTON — Commandant of the Marine Corps Gen. Robert Neller apparently responded to Marines within the ranks who have allegedly shared nude photos of their colleagues on Tuesday, proclaiming in a recent video that personnel who engage in such behavior are a bunch of dishonorable turds with absolutely no balls.

"So let me cut to the chase," Neller said. "When I hear allegations of Marines denigrating their fellow Marines, I punch my aide in the face and ask 'why are you disturbing my happy time?'"

"But let me tell you right now: You have no, I repeat, no fucking balls. You are scum-sucking maggots that I'd be happy to crush with my boot heel," he added, stomping his boot on the ground to dramatic effect while shouting "kill!"

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