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Trump orders Pershing’s corpse to conduct another punitive invasion of Mexico

Trump orders Pershing’s corpse to conduct another punitive invasion of Mexico

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Oct 05, 2022
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump has ordered the corpse of Army Gen. John J. Pershing to invade Mexico again and defeat “bad hombres,” according to a new National Security Decision Directive obtained by Duffel Blog.

Gen. Pershing first led an Army expedition into Mexico in 1916. He died in 1948 on god-fearing American soil.

Pershing’s remains were orde…

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