Trump orders Pershing’s corpse to conduct…

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump has ordered the corpse of Army Gen. John J. Pershing to invade Mexico again and defeat “bad hombres,” according to a new National Security Decision Directive obtained by Duffel Blog. Gen. Pershing first led an Army expedition into Mexico in 1916. He died in 1948 on god-fearing American soil.

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