Japanese Emperor Admits Pearl Harbor 'Kind of a Dick Move'

CHIYODA, Japan — This morning, on the 73rd anniversary of Pearl Harbor, Emperor Akihito admitted in a public comment that the Japanese sneak attack that brought the United States into World War Two was “kind of a dick move.”

"We are taking the time to express Our regret for a wrong committed over 70 years ago," the Emperor began. "This week, after seeing…