Japanese Emperor Admits Pearl Harbor 'Kind of…

CHIYODA, Japan — This morning, on the 73rd anniversary of Pearl Harbor, Emperor Akihito admitted in a public comment that the Japanese sneak attack that brought the United States into World War Two was “kind of a dick move.” "We are taking the time to express Our regret for a wrong committed over 70 years ago," the Emperor began. "This week, after seeing a news report about a Pearl Harbor veteran ceremony, We thought to ourself, 'Man, that was kind of a dick move, We should probably make an expression that acknowledges that.'"

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