Afghanistan says it has endured enough freedom
KABUL — Afghanistan is telling friends that it has decided to break up with long-time boyfriend Freedom.
“We’ve endured enough,” sources say the burka-clad beauty told gal-pals.
Neighbors say the southwest Asian nation has been quite vocal about its feelings. One friendly country, who would only give its first name as “Tajik,” claims the mountainous natio…
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