Afghanistan says it has endured enough freed…

KABUL — Afghanistan is telling friends that it has decided to break up with long-time boyfriend Freedom. “We’ve endured enough,” sources say the burka-clad beauty told gal-pals. Neighbors say the southwest Asian nation has been quite vocal about its feelings. One friendly country, who would only give its first name as “Tajik,” claims the mountainous nation recently went off on its long-term relationship.

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