Air Force upset nobody wants to steal its…

WASHINGTON — After years of embarrassment and wounded street cred, top Air Force generals hosted a summit this past weekend to address the greatest crisis currently facing their service: zero cases of stolen valor. “Everybody wants to dress up and pretend to be a Marine or soldier or Navy SEAL. How come nobody wants to be an Airman? We have pilots! Doesn’t anybody want to be a pilot?” lamented Air Force Chief of Staff, Gen. David Goldfein.

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