Airman finally gets pussy for Christmas

VANDENBERG AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. – Airman Alex Johnson finally got the pussy he had always wanted for Christmas this year. “It was so awesome,” Johnson exclaimed with a dopey expression on his face. “There were so many pussies to choose from at that place downtown — black, white, mixed, Asian. I was working it hard for hours, and it was just like pussy galore! The lady in charge said I could even have a little pussy for free!”

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