US Army begins testing…

THE PENTAGON — The U.S. Army has announced initial testing of biodegradable ammunition that would allow plants and trees to grow in the areas soldiers end up decimating. “We owe it to the world to be good custodians of the environment while we destroy enemy buildings and the infrastructure they use,” said Gen. Mark Milley, Army chief of staff, who was seen canoodling a ‘smoking hot vegan’ at a social event the evening before the announcement.

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