Meteorologists Forecast Bowe Bergdahl Shit…

WEATHER WARNING #06-02 REQUEST WIDEST DISSEMINATION TO ALL UNITS IVO THE INTERNETS SHIT STORM WARNING VALID TIME: 140602/1330D (140602/0900Z) - 140602/1930D (140602/1500Z) FORECASTER: CWO WEINER/METOC/TACC/DSN: 357-6666 HIGH SPEED SHIT STORMS ARE OCCURRING OR ARE FORECASTED TO OCCUR WITHIN 10NM OF TWITTER, FACEBOOK, AND ALL ASSOCIATED SOCIAL MEDIA. FORECASTED WINDS ARE FROM 230°V290° AT 12-18 WITH GUSTS TO 23-27KT ISOLD 30KT. THE POTENTIAL FOR VISIBILITY REDUCED TO LESS THAN 5SM BUT GREATER THAN 3SM EXISTS DURING PERIODS OF BLOWING SHIT. TAKE PRECAUTIONS THAT WILL PERMIT ESTABLISHMENT OF AN APPROPRIATE STATE OF READINESS.

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