Breastfeeding infant court-martialed for put…

QUANTICO, Va. — After severely mishandling of extremely sensitive physical matter, 9-month-old Tyler Stevenson will be tried before a court martial convened by the Marine Corps' top brass. Stevenson, also known to his innermost circle by aliases "honey bunny" and "snookykins," is accused of placing his SIPR directly onto the NIPR, causing a major leakage, which officials say "cannot simply be white washed."

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