Coast Guard asks to crash on Navy’s couch 'j…

NORFOLK – The Coast Guard is reportedly crashing on the U.S. Navy’s couch while this month's budget negotiations break down in Congress, as a continuing resolution barely staves off another 35-day-long government shutdown, sources confirm. The House of Representatives has passed a short-term measure to continue funding the government, but since another possible government shutdown could last until the end of the year, the Coast Guard wisely brought a toothbrush, sleeping bag, change of clothes, and a $20 NEX gift card to the Navy's place.

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