Coast Guard K9 returns home to wife sleeping…

NORFOLK, Va. — Following a six month port security deployment to Naval Support Activity Bahrain, Petty Officer 3rd Class Duke returned home today to find his bank account depleted and his wife sleeping with another dog. "I knew something was up when [wife Bella] stopped sending me pics of herself playing with our favorite chew toy," said Duke. "Sure enough, that fornicating bitch was doing it doggystyle with some jarhead when I trotted through the door this morning."

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