Corpsman Tells Whiny Marine To Patch Up His Own Damn Gunshot Wound

AFGHANISTAN — Although the situation is currently, according to some reports, "pretty fucking hairy," the platoon Corpsman would like you to stop being such a pussy about getting shot and just wait a goddamn minute, sources confirmed moments ago.

"Is he fucking serious right now?" Hospitalman 3rd Class Jason Parris was overheard saying about you while at…