Desperate Army Football Team On Verge Of…

WEST POINT, NY – Coaches of the Army football team at West Point confirm they are putting the finishing touches on the "forward pass" — a move they say will be groundbreaking for their players soon to take on the Navy Midshipmen. “We wanted to try something different this year,” said West Point head coach Rich Ellerson, who had always wanted to coach high school-level football while being paid millions of dollars. “Every single year we try to run the ball straight up the middle into the opponent’s defensive line, with admittedly, little success."

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