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Dirtbag colonel forgets to make coffee, vacuum floor again

Dirtbag colonel forgets to make coffee, vacuum floor again

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Oct 05, 2022
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THE PENTAGON — Some shitbag colonel working at the Pentagon forgot to make coffee and vacuum the floor before leaving work yesterday, sources have confirmed.

Marking yet another fuck-up since he was assigned to the secretive Directorate for Iran, military intelligence officer Col. Dale Milligan blew off the shift supervisor's request to refill the office…

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