Dirtbag colonel forgets to make coffee…

THE PENTAGON — Some shitbag colonel working at the Pentagon forgot to make coffee and vacuum the floor before leaving work yesterday, sources have confirmed. Marking yet another fuck-up since he was assigned to the secretive Directorate for Iran, military intelligence officer Col. Dale Milligan blew off the shift supervisor's request to refill the office's caffeine supply and delegate end-of-day work details again.

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